"White Christmas" is to be remade. Madonna and Britney Spears are signed up to play the blonde sisters roles. No word on who will play the Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye roles. CBS' "Early Show" broadcaster has signed up to play the general who owns the inn.
"Miracle On the 34th Street" is ready for yet another remake. This time, reportedly, Donald Trump will put on the fake whiskers for the lead role as Santa.
"Christmas in Connecticut" will be remade with Arnold Schwarzeneger and Jessica Simpson in the title roles. This time, Simpson will take home Arnold for Christmas. He has been working in the jungles of South America, looking for oil. Somehow Simpson will end up in a bikini and Arnold in a loincloth as they stroll the streets of New York City as snow is falling.
And one other thing ...
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY a few months early!!!!